megucas:

“First, we’re going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate!

… Wait! I’ve got a better plan
To catch this big red lobster man
Let’s pop him in a boiling pot
And when he’s done we’ll butter him up!

Kidnap the Sandy Claws!
Throw him in a box
Lock him up for ninety years
Then see if he talks!”